- James Brown: Shall I get in the hot tub?
- Band: YEAH!
- James Brown: Will it make me sweat?
- Band: YEAH!
- James Brown: Shall I get in the hot tub?
- Band: YEAH!
- James Brown: Will it make me wet?
- Band: YEAH!
- James Brown: [smiling widely] Well, well, well!
- Ralph Curtis: Dale, I gotta be honest with you, buddy, in the whole history of this show, no one has ever gotten so close to winning that dollar.
- [Dale is in pain but still expresses his joy at getting this far]
- Ralph Curtis: Okay, Dale. Are you ready? Hang on here, are you ready for the final challenge?
- Dale Butterworth: [Dale can hardly keep himself together] Yes, yes, please, please.
- Ralph Curtis: Okay, here it is: I'm thinking of a color... what is it?
- Dale Butterworth: Wha... what? A color?
- Ralph Curtis: That's right, I'm thinking of a color. What color is it?
- Dale Butterworth: Oh... I dunno... eh, yellow?
- Ralph Curtis: [buzzer sounds] Oh, no! Oh, that was so close! Too ba...
- Dale Butterworth: What?
- Ralph Curtis: I was thinking of kinda like a, like an off-yellow.
- [Dale groans in defeat]
- Ralph Curtis: That's too bad, I'm so sorry. Do we have a consolation prize for him, Don?
- Announcer: [off screen] Noooooo!
- Ralph Curtis: It's time to play "You Win a Dollar". Don, tell us what he's playing for.
- Announcer: [off screen] Well, Dale, it's a dollar, that's all! Just a dollar. It's not even a new dollar, it's kind of old and the corner's been ripped, but we taped it back together, so it's still good!
- Betty Thomas: And now, here's the group you've all been waiting for, to sing their hit single about me and my waiste size, it's called "She's sexy and 17". Ladies and gentlemen: the Stray Cats!