- Brandon Tartikoff: You know, maybe there's something here. Maybe at NBC, we should do a sitcom about a school principal and his kids?
- Mr. Richard Belding: Really?
- Brandon Tartikoff: Nah. It'll never work.
- Kelly: [the "Don't Do Drugs" commercial] Dumb.
- Slater: Stupid.
- Lisa: Crazy.
- Jessie: Dangerous.
- Screech: Stinks.
- Zack: In one word, would I use dope? Nope.
- Brandon Tartikoff: These kids are right. Drugs will your hurt your mind, your body and your life. Hi, I'm Brandon Tartikoff, chairman of NBC Entertainment, and I've got a hit idea for the new fall season: don't do drugs.
- Kelly, Slater, Lisa, Jessie, Screech, Zack: There's no hope with dope!