Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

The Fabulous Belding Boys (1990)

Lark Voorhies: Lisa Turtle

Quotes 

• Lisa : [Talking about the school trip]  Well, I'm gonna do nothing but kick back and look at beautiful scenery.

  Screech : If you want beautiful scenery, baby, wait 'til you see me in a wet T-shirt.

  [Chuckles] 

  Lisa : If it means you're drowning, count me in.

• Zack : [the gang are studying for the History test]  Come on, guys, all we have to do is study the material and Dickerson can't stop us from goin' on the trip.

  Jessie : Zack's right.

  Mr. Dickerson : [Zack sees Mr. Dickerson in his book]  You'll never pass my test, Zackie.

  [Cuts to Kelly, who sees Mr. Dickerson in one of Zack's posters] 

  Mr. Dickerson : Psst! Your looks won't get you through this one, cheerleader.

  [Cuts to Jessie and Slater, who see Mr. Dickerson in Jessie's book, singing] 

  Mr. Dickerson : F, F, F, you're both getting an "F"!

  [Jessie slams book shut] 

  Zack : I need a break.

  Lisa : Yeah, let's watch Fresh Prince.

  Mr. Dickerson : [Jessie turns on the television, revealing Mr. Dickerson in front of a chalkboard, rapping]  You think you're smart, you think you're hip, put your books away, 'cause there's no class trip!

• Rod Belding : [Simulating white water rafting]  We're headin' for white water! Everybody hold on!

  Zack : Hey, Kelly, look at the mountains and the trees.

  Kelly : Oh, there's a deer drinking water!

  Screech : Where? Where?

  Lisa : It's pretend.

  Screech : Well, if it's pretend, why am I getting seasick?

  [Groans] 

  Lisa : Because when you were little, your Daddy bounced you on his knee, and the ceiling was low.