Saved by the Bell (TV Series)

The Prom (1990)

Mario Lopez: A.C. Slater

Quotes 

• Screech : [Screech sits beside Lisa in the theater]  Guess who?

  Slater , Jessie , Zack , Kelly , Rest of Audience : [Lisa screams]  Ssssshhhh!

  Screech : [He has bought popcorn]  I got the wide container so both our hands can fit in at once.

  Lisa : Um, Screech, would you go get me some chocolate malt balls?

  Screech : [Produces a pack of chocolate malt balls]  I knew you'd want them!

  Lisa : You know, popcorn really makes me thirsty. Do you think you could go and get me...

  Screech : [Produces two drinks containers]  Cola? Or Uncola?

  Lisa : Uncola, please.

  Screech : [Puts his arm around her shoulder to give her the drink, she tries to remove his arm]  Hey, no arm, no soda.

  Lisa : [Watching the film]  When do the zombies fall in love?

  Screech : Ssh, you'll see.

  Lisa : Is that the zombie?

  Screech : No, that's his mother-in-law, his mombie.

  Lisa : Where's Matt Dillon?

  Screech : [sighing]  He's not in this movie. Just watch.

  Lisa : Look, there's the zombie!

  Screech : Sssh!

  Lisa : What?

  Slater , Jessie , Zack , Kelly , Rest of Audience : Quiet!

  Lisa : He's cute for a dead guy.

  Screech : That's the female zombie. Can't you see she's wearing high heels? You're into fashion.

  Lisa : Are you sure Matt Dillon's not in this movie?

  Screech : Yes, Alan Thicke is the zombie. Everybody knows that.

• Slater : Hey, um... do you, uh, have a date for the prom?

  Jessie : Uh... no, not yet. How about you?

  Slater : Well, not exactly. You know, I'm still narrowing it down? You think that, uh, I don't know, you, perhaps, would, uh...?

  Jessie : Slater, are you asking *me* to go to the prom with *you*?

  Slater : Maybe. You interested?

  Jessie : Maybe.

  Slater : Maybe... pick you up at 7?

  Jessie : No. I'll pick *you* up at 7.

• Zack : Kelly dumped me.

  Slater : Is that what you think?

  Zack : Yeah, I mean every time I call, her mother says she's washin' her hair. I mean who washes their hair six times a day?

  Slater : You do.

• Jessie : [Jessie and Slater are looking for music for the prom]  I can't believe you like these tapes.

  Slater : Hey, what's wrong with Paula Abdul and Janet Jackson?

  Jessie : Their music doesn't say anything.

  Slater : Did you ever see them move? Ha, they're saying plenty, baby.

• Jessie : You know we haven't fought for 15 seconds?

  Slater : It was 20, shut up.

• Screech : Gee, Lisa, I can't believe we're finally on a date together. Are you having a good time?

  [Screech is sitting next to Slater, with the entire gang sitting between Screech and Lisa] 

  Slater : [Passing the message on to Jessie]  Are you having a good time?

  Jessie : [Passing the message on to Zack]  Are you having a good time?

  Zack : [Passing the message on to Kelly]  Are you having a good time?

  Kelly : [Passing the message on to Lisa]  Are you having a good time?

  Lisa : Yes!

  Slater , Jessie , Zack , Kelly : Yes!