- Dr. Bob Kelso: I think Mr. Singer's going to be just fine.
- Dr. Townshend: [jumps] Oh, jeez, Bob! Don't creep up on me like that. I almost dropped some fruit in my looms.
- Dr. Bob Kelso: I'm sorry, buddy. Say, listen, uh... nowadays it has become kinda hospital protocol to do a modified Seldinger in a case like this. You do know how to do one of those, don't you?
- Dr. Townshend: [hesitates] 'Course.
- Dr. Bob Kelso: Good. Because the patient in bed number 2 needs one. You mind doing it for me?
- Dr. Townshend: What the hell's this all about?
- Dr. Bob Kelso: Nothing. I was just looking over your files, and, um... well, your osteoporotic patients aren't on bisphosphonate, your diabetics aren't on ACE inhibitors. Doug, a lot of your treatments are pretty out of date.
- Dr. Townshend: [laughs uncomfortably] Come on, Bob. I mean... guys like us, we're set in our ways.
- Dr. Bob Kelso: Well, this is not an age thing, Doug. Hell, these days, if you've been out of med school five years, half of what you learned is obsolete. Why do you think I spend every other weekend at a seminar in some 2-star hotel ballroom that still stinks of last night's prom vomit? I do it because I *have* to keep up.
- Dr. Townshend: Also, it gives you two days away from the missus, right? Once again, I am sorry the one who introduced you in the first place!
- [Townshend laughs, but his laughter quickly trails off when he sees Kelso is stone-faced]
- Dr. Townshend: Look, Bob, I just... I don't have the energy for all that stuff.
- Dr. Bob Kelso: Well... then we got a problem.
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: Y'know, sir, Dr. Townshend was telling me you had some great old stories about the hospital. I'd love to hear one sometime.
- Dr. Bob Kelso: Well, what the hell. Back in '68- I don't like you. The end.
- [Dr. Kelso leaves]
- Dr. Townshend: He tells that one a lot.
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: I know.
- J.D.: Can I call you Townsy?
- Dr. Townshend: No.
- J.D.: [thought] Me and Townsy were having a great time.
- Dr. Bob Kelso: No offense sport. Don't think I have anything against ugly people.
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: Why would I take offense to that?
- Dr. Bob Kelso: ...No reason.
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: Sir, can I call you Townsy?
- Dr. Townshend: No.
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: [voiceover] I was having a great time working with Townsy.
- Dr. Bob Kelso: You need to shape up, son. Lord knows you're never gonna get by on your looks.
- Dr. John "J.D." Dorian: All right, first of all, at the very least I'm interesting looking; all right?