Scrubs (TV Series)

My New Old Friend (2003)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

Quotes 

• Janitor : [the Janitor is posing as a doctor in a children's classroom]  Once again: Doctor JAN... ITOR.

  [He pronounces the name "Yan Eetor"] 

  Janitor : Dr. Jan Itor.

• Janitor : I was just thinkin' about what you said, and, uh, you're right. Buncha kids don't want to hear about being a janitor.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I never said that.

  Janitor : It's okay. 'Cause, instead, I'm gonna be a doctor. I borrowed some stuff from your locker -- OUR locker. And, um... listen, if I don't get it back to you within, like, two days... consider it gone.