J.D. wants to tell Elliot about his feelings, but just can't seem to find a way. Cox has to deal with a man who comes to the hospital regularly, always thinking he has something new wrong with his health.
Comeuppances are in store for Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso from a hypochondriac. Turk learns that dishonesty is a common factor in modern medicine, and J.D. decides to come to the aid of a friend in need.