Quotes
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Dr. Bob Kelso : Son, you were gathering a group of large orderlies to get the lightbulb out of the patient by doing what?
Doug Murphy : Shaking him like a beach towel.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Goodbye!
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Dr. Bob Kelso : That young man's father is very important.
Dr. Cox : Don't tell me. He donated a wing.
Dr. Bob Kelso : He donated a wing, a thigh, and a breast.
J.D. : Sir?
Dr. Bob Kelso : Yes, genius, in this metaphor the hospital is a chicken.
J.D. : Please, sir, I totally get that.
[Voice over]
J.D. : How could a hospital be a chicken?