Quotes
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : So, what are you guys gonna do now that your residencies are over?
Doug Murphy : Oh, I'm still a resident! Yeah, Dr. Kelso said I'm the first medical resident to repeat his third year in the entire history of the hospital!
Nurse Carla Espinosa : That's a bad thing, Doug,
Doug Murphy : Oh, I'm staying positive.
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Dr. Elliot Reid : Dr. Cox is naming ass-face, here, at 3. It's too late.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Well maybe it's not too late.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Yeah it is, Carla.
Dr. Molly Clock : Maybe it's not.
Dr. Elliot Reid : You know what, you're right, Molly. Maybe it isn't!
Nurse Carla Espinosa : What the hell?
Dr. Christopher Turk : They're all against you!
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : I've told Elliot a million times that she would be a good chief resident, but she just ignored me.
Nurse Laverne Roberts : Maybe she's racist.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : It's fine, it's fine. It's not like all my friends are gonna go to Molly for advice.
Nurse Laverne Roberts : Mmm-hmm.
Dr. Molly Clock : Nurse Roberts, if you still wanna talk about that situation with your husband, we can go to my office now.
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : [Carla gives Turk a cookie] Have one, baby. You'll feel better.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Thank you.
Dr. Molly Clock : Turk, I heard your conflict with Dr. Cox escalated? You know, he's already starting to look like the breakout character of my case study? The one that people love to hate?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Ugh.
Dr. Molly Clock : Anyway, in my opinion, it is more effective to address the situation than it is to become self-destructive by over-indulging a sweet tooth.
Dr. Christopher Turk : [Molly leaves. Turk puts down the cookie] She's right.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You don't have that cookie, we're getting a divorce.
Dr. Christopher Turk : But baby, I'm not hungry now.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Eat. It.
[He feebly takes a bite of the cookie]