Scrubs (TV Series)
My Overkill (2002)
Aloma Wright: Nurse Laverne Roberts
Quotes
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Okay, fine: I'm sorry I slept with your ex-wife!
Nurse Laverne Roberts : I think I'll sit back down.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : It was an accident.
Dr. Perry Cox : Look... First of all, it's not like you tripped and fell into her... and then out of her... and then into her... again. And, second of all, you're smart enough to know that I don't want to talk about this; I don't want to know where you did it; I don't even want to know... how it was.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : A little scary - - Sorry! Jitters!
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [to himself] And here come the fireworks...
Dr. Perry Cox : I know you didn't have any idea who she was, and I understand why you were too nervous to tell me. So, whatta ya say we leave it at that? I forgive you; you are forgiven. Okay?
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [to himself] Cool.
Nurse Laverne Roberts : Damn.
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Todd Quinlan : Ladies? Now that The Todd is a resident, he wants to clear things up so you don't have to wonder anymore...
[He points at the different women]
Todd Quinlan : Yes. Yes. No. Yes. No. And... yes if I've been drinking.
[He stands there smugly]
Nurse Laverne Roberts : Come here, Wonderbread.
Todd Quinlan : What's up, doll?
[He leans on the counter a few inches from her]
Nurse Laverne Roberts : If you ever get this close again, I will end you.
Todd Quinlan : [grinning] I'm changing you to a "yes" because you're feisty!