Scrubs (TV Series)

My Tuscaloosa Heart (2002)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

Quotes 

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Ultimately, I always turn to the person I trust the most. Because I know when he looks me in the eye and says I didn't do anything wrong, I'll actually believe it.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Yep, looks like you screwed the pooch there, Tinkerbell.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : But I didn't over-medicate him!

  Dr. Perry Cox : Of course you didn't, and I always check your orders after you make them. But if you're wondering whether or not you treated Mr. Simon differently because he's a complete jerk, well... I think you know the answer to that one already, don't you?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Depends what you mean by different, I...

  Dr. Perry Cox : I have to warn you, I just got dumped in front of my ex-wife not ten minutes ago, okay Betty?

  [beat] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : It's always easy to treat the nice ones nice, isn't it?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Uh huh.

  Dr. Perry Cox : But your drug addicts, your child abusers, your garden-variety jerks...

  [he whistles softly] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Man.