Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Andrea Doria (1996)

Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

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Quotes 

• Newman : I didn't get my transfer.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Transfer?

  Newman : To Hawaii. The most sought-after postal route of them all. The air is so dewy-sweet, you don't even have to lick the stamps.

• Jerry Seinfeld : [about blind dates]  Well, they like to call it a set-up now. I guess the blind people don't like being associated with all those losers.

• Newman : I'll never get to Hawaii. I'll be stuck in this apartment building forever. The dream is dead.

  Jerry Seinfeld : You're giving up that easy?

  Newman : I usually do. See ya.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Now wait a minute, Newman, You can't let this dream die. You moving away is my dream too!

• George Costanza : Even if he did suffer, that was like 40 years ago. What have you done for me lately? I've been suffering for the past 30 years up to and including yesterday.

  Jerry Seinfeld : You know, if this tenant board is so impressed with suffering, maybe you should tell them the astonishing tales of Costanza.

  George Costanza : I should.

  Jerry Seinfeld : I mean, your body of work in this field is unparalleled.

• Jerry Seinfeld : [after Kramer runs away]  Hey, hey, get back over here! Get over here! You are bad! Bad neighbor! Kramer!

• Jerry Seinfeld : C'mon, you wanna go for a ride? Huh?

  [jingles his keys] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : C'mon. C'mon.

  [Kramer jumps up excitedly and runs out the door]