Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Library (1991)

Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer

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• Marion : This case has been turned over to our investigations officer Mr. Bookman.

  Kramer : Bookman? The library investigator's name is Bookman? Come on.

  Marion : It's true.

  Kramer : That's amazing. That's like an ice cream man named Cone.

• Jerry : This woman's completely ignoring me.

  Kramer : Look at her. This is a lonely woman looking for companionship... spinster... maybe a virgin... maybe she got hurt a long time ago. She was a schoolgirl. There was a boy It didn't work out. Now she needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding. She needs a little Kramer.

  Jerry : And eventually a little shot of penicillin.

• Kramer : The Dewey Decimal system. What a scam that was!