Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Robbery (1990)

Bradford English: Cop

Quotes 

• [a police officer at Jerry's apartment, taking notes of articles stolen] 

  Cop : Let's see, that's one tv, a stereo, one leather jacket, a VCR, and a computer. Is that about it?

  Elaine : Answering machine.

  Jerry : *Answering machine*. Boy, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls.

  Cop : What do you mean?

  Jerry : It's a joke.

  Cop : I see. Well, Mr Seinfeld, we'll look into it and we'll let you know if we, you know, if we find anything.

  Jerry : Do you ever find anything?

  Cop : No.