Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Trip: Part 2 (1992)

Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

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• Jerry Seinfeld : There are many different jobs in the police. It seems to me that the chalk-outline guy is one of the better jobs that you can get. You know it's not dangerous, the criminals are long gone, that seems like a good one. I don't know who they are, I guess they're people who wanted to be sketch artists, but they couldn't draw too well..."Listen, Johnson, forget the sketches. Do you think if we left a dead body right there on the sidewalk, you could manage to trace around it? Could you do that?" I don't even know how it helps to solve the crime? You know, they look at the thing on the ground. "Ahh, his arm was like that when he hit the pavement. That means the killer must've been Jim."

• [last lines] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : The thing about L.A. to me that kind of threw me was when they have the smog alerts out there, and they actually recommend that people stay indoors during the smog alert. Now, maybe I'm way off, but don't you think...? Wouldn't you assume that the air in the house pretty much comes from the air in the city where the house is? I mean, what do they think, we live in a jar with a couple of holes punched in the top? What the hell is going on out there? It's very strange. I mean, do you realize it is now possible for parents to say to their children, "All right, kids, I want you in the house and get some fresh air. Summer vacation. Everybody indoors."

• Cosmo Kramer : You know, things are going pretty well for me here. I met a girl...

  Jerry Seinfeld : Kramer, she was murdered!

  Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, well, I wasn't looking for a long-term relationship.