- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Jealous or complaining, Sue?
- Susan Harner: I guess I'm complaining. Did you even bother to read him his rights?
- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: It's the first thing I did.
- Susan Harner: Did he know he was having them read to him?
- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: You still have to proof that Gator Ramsey killed his wife. My hunch is he didn't do it.
- Susan Harner: A legal hunch or a sexual one?
- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Captain, could you get this dry biscuit out of here? I can't stand rightous indignation before my coffee.
- Roxanne Dockweiler aka Roxy The Doxy: Sam, Sam, why Sam?
- Sgt. Chris Lorenzo, Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Slammin' Sammy Snead!
- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: The greatest golfer that ever lived.
- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: When I met you four years ago, you were driving a jag. I said to myself, who is this sharp piece of business driving an English sled looking like a million dollars. Now four girlfriends later, I'm asking myself who is this skunk wearing hushpuppies and walking to work.