The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart the General (1990)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Lewis
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Quotes
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Bart : Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you have just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and The Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool gory pictures. See you next week. Peace, man!
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Weasel #1 : Nelson, you're bleeding!
Nelson Muntz : Naw, happens all the time. Someone else's blood splatters on me. Hey, wait a minute. You're right! You made me bleed my own blood!
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Bart : I guess you learned your lesson, so now I'll untie ya.
Nelson Muntz : The second you untie me, I'm gonna beat you to death, man.
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Bart : Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool gory pictures.