- Montgomery Burns: Oh, oh ah, oh yes, Homer and Marge Simpson. Oh, and these must be Bart, and Lisa, and, ah, expecting.
- [reading a card Smithers has handed him]
- Homer Simpson: Bart was strangely quiet. He would later explain he was confused by feelings of respect for me. It wouldn't last.
- Homer Simpson: [in voiceover, the night before Homer makes his debut as the mascot of the Capital City Capitals] We would talk about it always. For the first time in our lives, Marge fell asleep before I did.
- Homer Simpson: Don't fill up on those vegetables, kids, save room for your nachos.
- Bart Simpson: All right!
- [in unison]
- Lisa Simpson: All right!
- [in unison]