The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer (1997)

Johnny Cash: Coyote

Quotes 

• Coyote : [v.o]  Find your soul mate, Homer.

  Homer Simpson : But where? Where?

  Coyote : [v.o]  I'm just your memory. I can't give you any new information.

• Coyote : I speak of a deeper wisdom. The problem, Homer, is that the mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts at once.

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, that's me all right.

  [gets a glazed look in his eyes as the wind blows his two hair strands] 

  Coyote : Clarity is the path to inner peace.

  Homer Simpson : Well, what should I do? Should I meditate? Should I get rid of all my possessions?

  Coyote : [snorts]  Are you kidding? If anything, you should get *more* possessions. You don't even have a computer.

• Homer Simpson : [sits down on top of the huge pyramid]  I hate this place! WHY AM I HERE?

  Coyote : [voice only]  You are on a quest for knowledge.

  Homer Simpson : Who said that?

  [the Moon turns around revealing itself to be an eye, Saturn flies next to the eye and becomes a second eye. The large red face of a Space Coyote appears in the sky, smiles at Homer and moves down to the top of the pyramid] 

  Coyote : Fear not Homer. I am your spirit guide.

  Homer Simpson : Hiya.

• Coyote : I speak of a deeper wisdom. The problem, Homer, is that the mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts at once.

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, that's me all right.

  [gets a glazed look in his eyes as the wind blows his two hair strands] 

  Coyote : Clarity is the path to inner peace.

  Homer Simpson : Well, what should I do? Should I meditate? Should I get rid of all my possessions?

  Coyote : [snorts]  Are you kidding? If anything, you should get *more* possessions. You don't even have a computer.

• [the coyote growls and starts chewing on Homer's leg] 

  Homer Simpson : Hey! Knock it off!

  [Homer kicks the coyote off his leg] 

  Coyote : Sorry. I am a coyote.

• Homer Simpson : [seriously]  Gimme some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with ya!

  Coyote : Good. Your mind is in a state of readiness, so listen well: To make yourself complete, you must find your Soulmate.

  Homer Simpson : Soulmate?

  Coyote : Your kindred spirit. The one with whom you share an unspoken bond, a profound, mystical understanding.