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9/10
When she was bad
gizmomogwai11 June 2009
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If I were to make a list of my most precious disks- not whole DVD box-sets, but individual disks- disk 3 of The Simpsons season 3 would be near the top. Every episode there is a classic- Radio Bart, Lisa the Greek, Homer Alone, Bart the Lover, Homer at the Bat, and finally, my absolute favourite season 3 episode, Separate Vocations.

What makes this one the best? This won't come as a surprise to anyone who's been following my reviews (if, indeed, any one has been), but it's Lisa all the way. This is also a Bart episode, though, and I like Bart. Here we see them switching roles- Lisa's the rebel, Bart's the goody goody. I like it because we get to see how Lisa has a bit of a dark side, and it comes out in a believable way. While Bart is encouraged to pursue a career in law enforcement, Lisa's guidance counsellor tells her to stay at home, which shocks the ambitious girl. She goes to a music school to determine whether she can play the sax professionally, and is told she can't. Crushed, she gives up on the sax. All of this reflects how school really can limit and discourage you, and when Lisa writes in her journal that she's lost all hope, it's a sad moment. Her humour becomes snarky ("Why don't you join the band?" she asks Marge) and she engages in vandalism, gives up on schoolwork, and tells the teacher to "shove it." On the other hand, she turns down trying a cigarette; I guess the writers decided her smoking would be taking this a step too far.

The episode is consistently funny given Mrs. Krabappel's bitterness, the wolves, the police officers' "clubs", Chief Wiggum, and Bart as a hall monitor. And when Bart takes the bullet for Lisa's worst prank, we see not only an opportunity for things to go back to normal at the end of the episode, but also a touching portrait of their brother-sister love. This is one of the 15 best episodes of the series.
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9/10
Excellent Episode!
g-bodyl16 August 2014
This is the eighteenth episode of the third season of the Simpsons and it's a very good episode and it asks the question, "what do you want to be when you grow up?" Of course, we will get to see the Simpsons answers in this episode. It's pretty funny and we get to see Lisa and Bart become the exact opposite of their usual characters.

In this episode, "Separate Vocations," Bart and Lisa take a career aptitude test at school and Lisa is destined to become a homemaker, thus ruining her music career and Bart is told he was going to be a police officer. Lisa is crushed by the result and becomes a rebellious person, while Bart gets better grades and even becomes hall monitor.

Overall, this is a fantastic episode and it was nice to see what Lisa's and Bart's characters would be like as the total opposite from what us viewers are used to seeing. So this ended up being an interesting episode. I rate this episode 9/10.
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8/10
One of the sweetest endings ever
gridoon20247 August 2009
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Coming right after the softball episode "Homer at the Bat" (an episode that personally bored me - though I'm sure followers of the sport and its stars feel otherwise), "Separate Vocations" deals with more universal matters: "what will I be when I grow up"? Bart and Lisa take a school "occupational orientation" test, and the surprising results push them in surprising directions: Bart becomes straight-arrow, Lisa becomes mischievous. Although this reversal is intriguing, this is not one of the funniest "Simpsons" episodes. Its main strength lies in the final 3 minutes, when Bart's small gesture of comfort and big sacrifice for Lisa says more about their relationship than a long essay would. One of the best season 3 episodes. *** out of 4.
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10/10
Best episode till this episode
tzmanish21 October 2020
The story was little different this time and the ending really gave me goosebumps.
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10/10
Great episode
sfsxra10 May 2023
There is so much layered quality in this episode.

On the serious side
  • an excellent critique of the cooky cutter education system
  • an exploration of the power of encouragement and dismissal. How a young persons trajectory is so delicate. Which is quite horrifying given the first point.


  • homer and Marge learning a bitter sweet lesson that their kids don't wish to follow in their footsteps and this is due to their own dreams being unfulfilled. But they accept this because they love their children and want their lives to be better than theirs.


  • some very touching without being overly sentimental characterisation concerning Bart and Lisa's sibling bond. They walk a mile in each other's shoes and are the closer for it.


These serious themes are all interlaced with multilayered gags that keep the tone light and are very funny. Seeing Skinner and Bart become like prohibition era cops was hilarious.

The episode even managed to throw in a hilarious take down of too much authority and fascism.

So much high quality writing crammed into 20min and despite this it flows beautifully. 10/10.
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10/10
One of the best
gabeschader16 February 2021
I've seen over half of all episodes, and only around 25 of them really stick out to me. This one has a very good plot and is one of the first times we see Bart and Lisa pretty much switch personalities. I also thing that it is good because Lisa always gets praised and is the favorite child, and she feels what it's like being let down.
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9/10
Careers
safenoe14 January 2024
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Separate Vocations sees Lisa being destined to become a homemaker, and Bart a police officer. I remember seeing Separate Vocations back in 1992 and it's hard to believe this episode debuted over 30 years ago. I didn't realize that it took Steve Allen many attempts to pronounce Bart's catchphrase "Ay, caramba!" correctly, so sometimes there's an interesting backstory to the guest voices.

Anyway, for me the first 10 seasons represents the golden years of The Simpsons, with some episodes after that worth watching. It's incredible The Simpsons has lasted for so long and who knows much longer it can run.
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8/10
Vocational Aptitude
Hitchcoc18 April 2022
Both Bart and Lisa take the same test on possibilities in their vocational lives. Bart manages to use his devious nature to disrupt things. Lisa wants to be a blues saxophonist and is told by a teacher her fingers are too short. This destroys her ambitions. Bart has a case of conscience.
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9/10
I don't need you to get me into the back of a police car
snoozejonc25 July 2022
Bart and Lisa undergo psychological testing to predict their careers.

This is a very strong episode with some classic moments.

Lisa and Bart go through two great little arcs that contain some quite poignant observations on life and eventually merge for a heartwarming conclusion.

The humour is excellent, particularly in the moments when both characters are portrayed against type.
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1/10
Meaningless since season 16
3HK15 December 2021
This USED to be a good episode back when it was first released. Sadly, since season 16 and in particular with the episode On A Clear Day I Can't See My Sister, this whole episode has been pretty much meaningless and forgotten about. That's a real problem I have (personally). You'd have thought in that episode Lisa would remember what Bart does in this episode, but I guess not, and the writers and producers of the episode On A Clear Day I Can't See My Sister just wants us all to forget about the episode Separate Vocations. Well, you... have got your wish. Congratulations. I'm so done with The Simpsons.
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