The Simpsons (TV Series)

You Only Move Twice (1996)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Maggie Simpson, Gordy, Dot, Warren

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Quotes 

• Bart : So, what you in here for?

  Gordy : I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh.

  Dot : I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here.

  Warren : I start fires!

• 4th Grade Teacher : [On Bart's first day in his new school the teacher discovers he can't read cursive handwriting]  So, you never learned cursive?

  Bart : Well, I know "hell" and "damn" and "get ben..."

  4th Grade Teacher : No, no! Cursive handwriting! Script! Do you know multiplication tables? Long division?

  Bart : I know *of* them.

  4th Grade Teacher : [Unimpressed]  Hmm.

• Bart : Let me get this straight: we're behind the rest of our class and we're going to catch up to them by going slower than they are? Coo Coo!

  [rest of the class starts mindlessly chanting "Coo coo!", forcing the teacher to individually snap them out of it] 

• Homer : [gasps]  Tom Landry's hat, and it's autographed. "To Berman's Dry Cleaning. Best wishes, Tom Landry."

  Bart : Why don't you buy it?

  Homer : I can't buy that. Only management-type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that.

  [gasps] 

  Homer : Guys like me! I'm a guy like me!

• Bart : Look, lady, I'm supposed to be in the fourth grade.

  Leg-up Class Teacher : Sounds to me like someone's got a case of the s'pose'das.