The Six Million Dollar Man (TV Series)

The Ghostly Teletype (1977)

Lee Majors: Col. Steve Austin

Quotes 

• Col. Steve Austin : The file wasn't stolen from the room, the ink was stolen from the paper.

• Murdoch : Is this the Wagner twins?

  [Steve nods] 

  Murdoch : Do you know they are only twelve?

  Col. Steve Austin : So they say.

  Murdoch : Think we can handle them?

  Col. Steve Austin : I would think so.

  Murdoch : Like taking candy from a baby.

  Jack : I'm afraid, sir, that you're a bit outnumbered. Three to one odds are hardly fair.

  [the twins use their powers of the mind to make Steve Austin do their bidding] 

• Col. Steve Austin : Well I guess we call the police now.

  Jack : Yes do that. But hadn't you first better consider the charges?

  Col. Steve Austin : Theft of government documents.

  Jack : Theft of ink, really. Do you think a jury will buy that?