- Col. Steve Austin: You know, Oscar, there's been something I've been meaning to ask you. Do you ever have a leisurely meal?
- Oscar Goldman: Only on weekends, pal, and sometimes not even then.
- Col. Steve Austin: [patting Markos' shoulder with his bionic hand] Do exactly as I say, or I'll break your neck.
- Barbara Thatcher: Oh Steve, you have a wonderful way of making things easier... and harder at the same time.