- Horace Milser: You're just wastin' your time, them groceries ain't for sale.
- Col. Steve Austin: Your sign outside says you sell groceries in here.
- Horace Milser: Don't make no difference, them groceries ain't for sale.
- Angie Walker: Oh, Horace, you could've come to the front door.
- Horace Milser: I don't want none of you people gaping at me.
- Jody: Mister, are you crazy too?
- Col. Steve Austin: Well that's a mighty big word for such a little girl.
- Jody: Mama says everybody here is.
- Col. Steve Austin: Well I bet if your mom tried real hard, she could find another word to use.
- Col. Steve Austin: An F104.
- Angie Walker: How can you tell?
- Col. Steve Austin: The sound. There's not another bird around that makes that sound.
- Angie Walker: Then you must be a pilot!
- Col. Steve Austin: I think you know by now that the people who have been living in this house don't want anything from anybody, except friendship. Will one person in this town take a chance and be a friend?