Sledge Hammer! (TV Series)
If I Had a Little Hammer (1986)
Margaret Muse: Miss Caulder
Quotes
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Sledge Hammer : Look, lady, what is the matter with you, huh? I got money coming out of my ears and you're standing in the way of giving a kid a good home. You oughta see my place. I mean, I got everything. I got a hot tub, I got a barbecue pit, a pool table, I have a whole large collection of adult films on videotape, and a Doberman that needs a playmate. So what's the problem...
Adoption Agency Manager : [Aghast] Please leave now!
Sledge Hammer : And there's a stewardess next door who likes to sunbathe nude, and I need a little tot to put on my shoulders to help to steady the binoculars!
Adoption Agency Manager : Get out! I wouldn't place Lizzie Borden with you people!
Sledge Hammer : That's OK, I wouldn't take her. I ordered a boy!