Son of the Beach (TV Series)

Godfather Knows Best (2002)

Amy Weber: Porcelain Bidet

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Quotes 

• Mrs. Strawther : Rumor has it that you have some really juicy dirt to lay on us.

  Porcelain Bidet : Praise the Lord, I sure do! I was recently stunned to find out that a colleague of mine is pregnant. But get this: she's carrying the baby out of wedlock. And she doesn't even know who the father is.

  B.J. Cummings : [watching on TV]  I wonder who she's talking about.

  Porcelain Bidet : It's you, B.J. Watch.

  Mrs. Strawther : Heavens to Pat Robertson! What is this heathen hussy's name?

  Porcelain Bidet : [holding up a photograph]  Her name is B.J. Cummings.

  B.J. Cummings : Oh, my god! Look how thin I was! I was hot!