The Sopranos (TV Series)
Guy Walks Into a Psychiatrist's Office (2000)
Chris Tardio: Sean Gismonte
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Quotes
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Christopher Moltisanti : [to Matt and Sean after they enter his office] sit down
Christopher Moltisanti : Refresh my memory about this "play" with Webistics
Matt Bevilaqua : We own four hundred thousand shares "proprietary" at sixty cents, trade on the bulletin board or if we cold call enough senior citizens, "pump and dump"
Christopher Moltisanti : [Referring to their lack of experience committing crimes] Yeah, yeah. Listen, you guys ain't spend much time in the NFL, let's face it
Matt Bevilaqua : The fuck you talkin about? Two years with Eddie Stiggs
Christopher Moltisanti : Besides waxing Eddie's car
Sean Gismonte : What we did to Joe in Canada...
Christopher Moltisanti : [Interrupts him] then you know when your "bleeding" a guy, you don't "squeeze" him dry right away. "Contrarily", you let him do his bidding, "suavely" so you can "bleed" him next week and the week after... at a minimum
Matt Bevilaqua : You mean you don't want one of these guys getting pissed and running to the SEC? I mean, is that what you're saying?
Christopher Moltisanti : [Nods] break it down
Sean Gismonte : I'm sorry Chris
Matt Bevilaqua : Webistics is at eighty, when are we dumping the stock?
Christopher Moltisanti : You'll know that when you "need" to know that
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Matt Bevilaqua : [while in a bar, to Christopher] so when do we get to "roll" with Tony?
Sean Gismonte : [to Matt after he pats his shoulder] what?
Matt Bevilaqua : [to Sean] what're you trippin? We gotta work our way up: get introduced
Sean Gismonte : [to Christopher] it must be "deep", hanging out with him
Christopher Moltisanti : [irritated by their questions] Who?
Sean Gismonte : [Responding for Matt] Mr. T, you used to "cap" motherfuckers together. Nah, his too big for that, he doesn't get his nails dirty
Matt Bevilaqua : [to Christopher] you tell him, we don't mind that shit: we'll do anything, "wet work", pick up his shirts
Sean Gismonte : [to Christopher] does Tony ever... talk about us?
Christopher Moltisanti : [dismissively] no
Christopher Moltisanti : [Sternly to Adriana] you gonna drink or just sit there?
Adriana La Cerva : Sit!
Christopher Moltisanti : The fuck is the matter with you?
Adriana La Cerva : What's the matter? You leave my gas burner on? I almost lit a cigarette, I could've died
Christopher Moltisanti : I apologized
Matt Bevilaqua : Why you can't use a lighter to cook your shit like normal people is beyond me. When everything was finally going good between us...
Christopher Moltisanti : [Interrupts her, referring to sexual performance and drug use] shut up about that
Adriana La Cerva : Why? Their still going to kiss your ass, they don't care if you're a junkie