South Park (TV Series)
Here Comes the Neighborhood (2001)
Adrien Beard: Token Williams, Mr. Williams
Quotes
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Mr. Williams : We went to graduate school and therefore have more lucrative jobs than most people in town. For instance, your mother is a chemist for a pharmaceutical company, whereas you friend Cartman's mother is a crack whore. One pays more than the other.
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Token Williams : [shopping at JMart] Hey look, these pants are only five bucks apiece. They must really suck. What do you think?
Mrs. Williams : What brand are they?
Token Williams : It doesn't matter, Mom. They're poor people pants.
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Token Williams : I'm just so happy you guys moved into town. You see, I used to be the only rich kid. All the other families here are kind of low to middle income.
Lisa Smith : Why? What happened to all their money?
Token Williams : They never really had any money.
Lisa Smith : Well then, why don't their daddies just act in a movie?
Token Williams : Well, I think that they...
Frederick Smith : Sometimes children must be very firm with their daddies.
Lisa Smith : Indeed.
Frederick Smith : Like when Daddy doesn't want to act in a movie because he thinks the script is bad.
Lisa Smith : So we must plead with him. Please, Daddy, please, it's 20 million dollars, Daddy.
Daniel Smith : Please, Daddy, please.
Frederick Smith : 20 million is still 12 million after taxes, Daddy.