South Park (TV Series)

Something You Can Do with Your Finger (2000)

Isaac Hayes: Chef

Quotes 

• Chef : I think you were just focusing in on the wrong thing. Boy bands aren't about music. Boy bands are created by corporations to make money. They're all based on the Gomlich effect.

  Cartman : What's the Gomlich effect?

  Chef : The law of physics that states, "If one girl screams for something, it will make other girls scream. And then it grows exponentiously until all girls within a 5-mile radius are screaming."

  Cartman : So how do boy bands use that?

  Chef : All they do is make videos showing tons and tons of girls screaming for the boy bands. Once you get girls screaming, you can't stop 'em. They're crazy.

• Chef : And a cucumber in the pants never hurt, either.