- Wendy: [singing] Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok / Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big / cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit / and I don't want my breakfast because it tastes like / shitzus make good house pets, they're cuddly and sweet / monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their / meeting in the office, there's a meeting in the hall / the boss he wants to see you, so you can suck his / Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt / Mrs. Roberts doesn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a / contaminated water can really make you sick / your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your / dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck / and if you all don't like it I don't give a flying fuck.
- Kyle: What is "fingerbang" anyway?
- Cartman: I don't know. I saw it on HBO. I think it's when you use your finger as a gun or something.
- Kenny: [mumbling] That's not what it means.
- Stan: Kenny says that's not what it means.
- Cartman: Oh, yeah? Then what does it mean, Kenny?
- Kenny: [mumbling to Cartman about what "Fingerbang" means]
- Cartman: Oh, gross, Kenny! Who would want to do that?
- Cartman: Gentleman, thank you for coming. This is the beginning of a great time in our lives. God has finally spoken to me guys, and he has told me how I can make Ten million dollars.
- Stan: How?
- Cartman: Boy band.
- Kyle: Boy band?
- Cartman: Boy Band.
- Stan: I'm not being in any faggy boy band
- Cartman: There's nothing faggy about ten million dollars asshole.
- Stan: Dad, I like being in a boy band. I think it's interesting.
- Randy Marsh: Well, there's plenty of interesting things you can do. Have you ever tried marijuana?
- Chef: I think you were just focusing in on the wrong thing. Boy bands aren't about music. Boy bands are created by corporations to make money. They're all based on the Gomlich effect.
- Cartman: What's the Gomlich effect?
- Chef: The law of physics that states, "If one girl screams for something, it will make other girls scream. And then it grows exponentiously until all girls within a 5-mile radius are screaming."
- Cartman: So how do boy bands use that?
- Chef: All they do is make videos showing tons and tons of girls screaming for the boy bands. Once you get girls screaming, you can't stop 'em. They're crazy.