- SpongeBob SquarePants: After your parents find out how dumb I am, they'll realize what a genius you are.
- Patrick: But don't genius' live in lamps?
- Fire Imp: [holding Spongebob's essay] Only 799 words to go!
- [he burns it and cackles evilly]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [Watches in horror] NO!
- [fire imp jumps off of table and the house sets ablaze. SpongeBob screams]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: What have I done?
- [He runs around his burning house]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Help! Help! My house is on fire!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [noticing Patrick tidying his house and making furniture out of sand] Well, Patrick, I came over to see if you wanted to go jellyfishing, but I can see you're busy having an episode.
- [Patrick stops and then glares at SpongeBob]
- Patrick: You know something, SpongeBob? It's just all fun and games for you - nothing really matters. 'Oh, let's go jellyfishing! We don't have any work to do!' Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews, and nobody has anything to dust or to clean or to wipe OR FABRICATE!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: But, Patrick, the only thing I've ever seen you clean is your plate.
- Patrick: [starts crying and hugs SpongeBob's leg] I don't know what to do, SpongeBob! You got to help me!
- [During Patrick's parents' visit,Spongebob appears at the door pretending to be and dressing like a fool]
- Patrick: Horray! The idiot's here! I mean, I'll get it!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Well Patrick, I was going to ask you if you wanted to go jellyfishing but I can see that you're busy having an episode.