SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy/Pickles (1999)
Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles, Old Coot #2
Quotes
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Squidward : Let me guess, tiny. A small salad?
Bubblebass : I want a Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four-by-four animal style; an extra side of shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim.
Squidward : We serve food here, sir.
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Mr. Krabs : Three cheers for SpongeBob! Hip-hip...
Crowd : Hooray!
Squidward : [unenthusiastic] Hooray.
Mr. Krabs : Hip-hip...
Crowd : Hooray!
Squidward : Whoop-dee-doo.
Mr. Krabs : Hip-hip...
Crowd : Hooray!
Squidward : Oh, Boy...
SpongeBob SquarePants : And three cheers for the fry cook who took my place while I was gone: Squidward. Hip-hip...
Crowd : Boo!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hip-hip...
Crowd : Boo!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hip-hip...
Crowd : Boo!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hip-hip...
Deep vioce in crowd : Boo! You stink!
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Squidward : Welcome to the Krusty Krab. My name is Squidward. May I take your order?
Clay : Hmmm... uhh... oh, I'll have a...
[Squidward takes out a pencil and a paper]
Clay : ... no.
[Squidward puts the pencil and the paper away]
Clay : Maybe...
[Squidward takes out the pencil and the paper]
Clay : ... no.
[Squidward puts the pencil and the paper away]
Clay : Hmmm... I'll have...
[Squidward takes out the pencil and the paper]
Clay : ... no. Or maybe...
Squidward : Are you planning on ordering today, sir?
Clay : I'll have a Krabby Patty.
[Squidward writes down order]
Squidward : How original.
Clay : And with extra onions.
Squidward : Daring today, aren't we?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Ever alert, Mermaid Man has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open.
Barnacle Boy : Confound it! Get away from 'im!
Mermaid Man : Stop shoutin'! I'm nappin'!
Barnacle Boy : It's not me, you old coot!
Old Coot #1 : Yeah.
Old Coot #2 : That's me.
Old Coot #3 : I'm over here.
