SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Fear of a Krabby Patty/Shell of a Man (2005)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Medic, Narrator, Captain, Iron Eye

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Quotes 

• Sheldon J. Plankton : I want you to close your eyes. Tighter. Tighter.

  [SpongeBob's eyelids rip apart] 

  Sheldon J. Plankton : Too tight! Now, what do you see?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I see... giant Krabby Patties!

  Sheldon J. Plankton : Good! Now, what are they made of?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Hatred!

  Sheldon J. Plankton : No, ingredients! What are the stinking ingredients?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : They're coming for me! No! No! No! Stay back!

  Sheldon J. Plankton : Wait, where did you get that piano?

  [SpongeBob hits Plankton with piano] 

• Krabby Patty : Just remember, I will always be with you, right here.

  [Points at chest] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : In my heart?

  Krabby Patty : Actually, in your arteries.

• [Plankton is posing as a psychiatrist] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : You're a lot smaller than I thought, doctor. But then, I guess that's why they call you shrink. Do you think there's still hope for me?

  Sheldon J. Plankton : Hope? Hope? When I get my hands on that formula, there won't be any hope for any of ya!

  [Sinister laugh] 

  Sheldon J. Plankton : I mean, you'll be cured in no time.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Wow, my entire arm disintegrated!

• Sheldon J. Plankton : I'm going to say a word, and I want you to say the first thing that pops into your little head.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm ready!

  Sheldon J. Plankton : Work.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Work.

  Sheldon J. Plankton : Spatula.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Spatula.

  Sheldon J. Plankton : Bun.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Bun.

  Sheldon J. Plankton : See, the key is to say something different than what I say.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, I get it.

  Sheldon J. Plankton : Potato.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Potahto.

  Sheldon J. Plankton : Tomato.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Tomahto.

• Squidward Tentacles : Is number five's order ready yet, SpongeBob?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Just a moment, Squidward. Well, Krabby Patty, it's time for you to go. You grew up so fast.

  [sniff] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I told myself I wouldn't do this. Just take it! Take it, Squidward!

  [cries] 

  Squidward Tentacles : Oh, Brother. Number five! Number five!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : That's me!

  [eats Krabby Patty] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Mmm. My compliments to the chef.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Look at me! I'm Mister Krabs! I love money.

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Say, that ain't half bad.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I once won a marathon because someone dropped a penny on the finish line.

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : That's me, all right.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Every night I tuck me wallet in and tell it a bedtime story. Good night, Wallety.

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Yeah. Okay, I get the point...

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh, what's that you say? Me daughter Pearl needs an operation? I'll do it meself and save a nickel.

  [laughs] 

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : That'll do, SpongeBob.

• Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : SpongeBob, I want you to...

  [turns into a giant Krabby Patty] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Could you run that by me again?

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : I said I want you to...

  [turns into giant Krabby Patty again] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : That's what I thought you said. Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal. AAAH!

• Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : I think maybe you should see a professional.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Wrestler?

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : No, a psychiatrist.