Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)
The Magnificent Ferengi (1998)
Hamilton Camp: Leck
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Quotes
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[the Ferengi have simulated a battle with Jem'Hadar, rather unsuccessfully]
Rom : I think we're getting better.
Nog : No, you're not. This is the eighth run-through, and you haven't been able to hit a single Jem'Hadar.
Nog : [to Leck] And you shot Moogie!
Leck : I saw we weren't gonna rescue her, so I put her out of her misery.
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Leck : This is the sloppiest, most amateurish operation I've ever seen. If you ever do something like this again - count me in!
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Quark : No one's hiding and no one's escaping and no one's surrendering! What's wrong with you people? Have you forgotten the Battle of Prexnak?
Rom : Who could forget the most important battle in Ferengi history?
Quark : Ten Ferengi stood alone against 273 Lytasians.
Gaila : As I recall, all ten Ferengi were slaughtered.
Quark : The point is, we Ferengi are just as tough as anyone in the galaxy. And this is our chance to prove it, once and for all.
Leck : Quark's right. Let's do it for Ishka. Let's do it for the Grand Nagus. Let's do it for Ferengis everywhere!
Brunt : Let's do it for equal shares of fifty bars of gold-pressed latinum!
Quark : It always comes down to profit with you people, doesn't it?
Gaila : We're Ferengi.
Quark : And that's why I love you! Fifty bars it is, minus my usual finder's fee.
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Leck : How can we be sure these schematics are accurate?
Nog : 'Sir'.
Leck : Oh, no need to stand on formality here. Just call me Leck.
Nog : No, I meant you should call me 'Sir'.
Leck : Don't be ridiculous.
Nog : You mean 'Don't be ridiculous, Sir'.
Quark : Gentleman, please let's not squabble. We're a team Nog.
Rom : [corrects him] We're a team, sir.
Quark : Stay out of this.
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Nog : In a half-hour, we'll have Moogie back and we can all go home.
[everyone sighs with relief]
Gaila : Home - to the torrential rains of Ferenginar.
Brunt : You know what I miss most? The rotting vegetation.
Quark : Yep.
Rom : And the dampness.
Leck : Oh, to stand once more in those rivers of muck.
Keevan : Oh, I only wish I could be there with you.
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Leck : [to Keevan] You don't seem to be too happy at the prospect of rejoining your people.
Keevan : Believe me when I tell you I have nothing to be happy about. Vorta are supposed to commit suicide when they're captured. I failed to follow that rather harsh policy.
Rom : They're going to execute you?
Keevan : After what is surely going to be a most unpleasant debriefing.
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Leck : [about Brunt's spaceship] This isn't a ship, it's a closet!
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Leck : [the Ferengis enter the infirmary of the abandoned space station; sarcastic] Great! Another closet!