Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Inside Man (2000)

Dwight Schultz: Barclay

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Quotes 

• Commander Pete Harkins : Your teacher tells me you've been studying some of the Delta Quadrant races that Voyager has described to us. Who can name one for me?

  Little Girl #1 : The Talaxians.

  Commander Pete Harkins : Very good.

  Little Girl #2 : The Ocampa.

  Commander Pete Harkins : That's right. Who else?

  Barclay : The Borg! The Borg! They assimilated my hologram! That's how it disappeared!

• Reg : I didn't mention this earlier, we won't hurt anybody's feelings, but you are the one who people are most looking forward to seeing.

  Seven of Nine : That's difficult to believe.

  Reg : Why?

  Seven of Nine : I was Borg.

  Reg : Exactly. You *were* Borg, but you escaped. And despite incredible odds, you managed to reclaim your humanity. No one's ever done that before; you're famous.

  Seven of Nine : Fame is irrelevant.

  Reg : Maybe, but you've given hope to everyone who's ever lost somebody to the Borg. You've inspired millions.

  Seven of Nine : If you think my participation in the "hoopla" would be beneficial to others, then I'll comply.

• Counselor Deanna Troi : Will and I decided to spend the rest of our vacation in Tiburon. We were wondering if you're free for dinner tonight.

  Barclay : Uh, I... oh, uh... I-I wouldn't wanna be a third nacelle.

• Reg : I'm a walkin', talkin', problem-solving interactive hologram. You can call me Reg.

• Harry Kim : [of Paris]  Pardon my friend here. He's convinced we're destined to live out our days in the Delta Quadrant.

  Reg : [with Tuvok's voice]  Your pessimism is illogical. Perhaps a mind meld would help to alleviate your concern.

• The Doctor : We can't afford to be cavalier, Reg. If these treatments don't work, the crew will wind up... liquefied.

  Reg : You're forgetting that the inoculations aren't designed to work alone. They were intended to work in combination with the shield modifications. It's the medicinal ying to the shield's yang.

• Reg : In accordance with the 74th Rule of Acquisition - Knowledge Equals Profit - I've enclosed the specifications you've requested.

• [Reg impersonates various senior officers, to the delight of the crew] 

  Reg : [with Janeway's voice]  Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that Lieutenant Paris had eaten all the scrambled eggs. It was pure, unadulterated gluttony, gastronomic conduct unbecoming a Starfleet officer. He knows it's my favorite breakfast, but he ate them anyway. We have an egg-mergency here, people. I want to know what you plan to do about it.

  Neelix : [barely containing himself]  Maybe I can replicate some more, "Captain."

  Reg : [as Janeway]  Do it!

• [last lines] 

  [Troi is trying to introduce Maril to Barclay, who has recently had some bad experiences with dabo girl and would-be teacher Leosa] 

  Counselor Deanna Troi : Look, Reg, I know Leosa hurt you, but hiding inside a hologrid isn't the answer. You need to get out, meet new people.

  Barclay : This Maril wouldn't happen to be a dabo girl by any chance?

  Counselor Deanna Troi : She's a teacher, actually - a real one!

  Barclay : Are you sure?

  Counselor Deanna Troi : Don't worry, Reg. We've taken security precautions.