"Star Trek: Voyager" Spirit Folk (TV Episode 2000) - Robert Duncan McNeill as Ensign Tom Paris

Harry Kim : I heard about your little traffic accident.

Tom Paris : [laughs embarrassed] Now, that was a clutch malfunction. It wasn't my fault.

B'Elanna Torres : [on Fair Haven] If you ask me, that whole program is an accident waiting to happen.
Harry Kim : If you'll excuse me, I'm late for a moonlight stroll.

Tom Paris : Are you sure you don't need a chaperon?

Harry Kim : [laughs] Not with your driving record.
Seamus Driscol : Care to join me at Sullivan's?

Tom Paris : Oh, I wish I could, but I'm on my way to Castle O'Dell.

Seamus Driscol : Night's comin', and they say, when the sun goes down, the Queen of the Faerie Folk reclaims the castle.

Tom Paris : I'll give her your regards.
Seamus Driscol : Tommy-boy! I've been told there's a pot of gold somewhere in Glen Abbey. Would you be able to find it with one of those fancy machines of yours?

Tom Paris : Just follow the rainbow, Seamus.
Harry Kim : [to the replicator] Computer: One dozen Broadway Lillies.

Tom Paris : Something tells me that's not lunch.

Harry Kim : Already ate.

Tom Paris : Ah. Who are the for?

Harry Kim : Uh... friend.

Tom Paris : Oh, and... this friend wouldn't happen to be a lovely Irish lass, now would she?

Harry Kim : Aren't you due on the bridge?

Tom Paris : Ahh, you better watch yourself, Harry. These country girls aren't as simple as you think. Maggie O'Halloran could be a little more than you can handle.

Robert Duncan McNeill: Ensign Tom Paris