Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Tsunkatse (2000)

Ethan Phillips: Neelix

Quotes 

• [a big bowl with yellow fluid stands in the kitchen] 

  B'Elanna Torres : Tell me that's not lunch.

  Neelix : It's leola ointment for my skin.

  Chakotay : What happened?

  Neelix : I... I was so excited to visit one of those beautiful Norcadian beaches, uh, that I forgot to take my dermaline hypospray. I fell asleep - under... two suns.

  B'Elanna Torres : Ouch.

  Neelix : It's a... a little more color than I was hoping for, but it'll be a beautiful amber before you know it.

• [the Doctor invites Neelix to join him in visiting a museum of entomology rather than attend a Tsunkatse match] 

  Neelix : Hmm, alien bugs or alien fisticuffs? Oh, that's a tough one.

• Neelix : It's hard to believe a-a-a civilization whose favorite pastime is cheering while innocent people fight each other.

  Chakotay : If Seven and Tuvok hadn't been abducted, we might still be cheering, too.