- Jack O'Neill: Look, I'm sick of layin' around. Help me up.
- Teal'c: Dr. Frasier believes you're not strong enough to undertake such a mission.
- Jack O'Neill: Yeah, whatever.
- [O'Neill gets out of his bed and promptly falls down]
- Teal'c: Dr. Frasier is usually correct in such matters.
- Nick Ballard: Daniel is here.
- Major General George Hammond: Here?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Repeat what I'm saying: I'm standing right beside you.
- Nick Ballard: Standing right beside me.
- Jack O'Neill: He's lost a few pounds.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Jack, don't be an ass.
- Nick Ballard: Jack, don't be an ass.
- Jack O'Neill: Daniel?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Yes!
- Jack O'Neill: Hey, if you'd been listening, you'd know that Nintendos pass through everything.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I heard.
- Jack O'Neill: Everything.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: You could fit every pyramid on Earth inside this thing and still have room to spare.
- Jack O'Neill: Yeah, can you imagine heatin' this place?
- Teal'c: You may take us to Nicholas Ballard immediately.
- Jack O'Neill: He's just a little anxious to see old Nick.
- Nurse: Oh, are you close?
- [Teal'c and Jack speak at the same time]
- Teal'c: No.
- Jack O'Neill: Yes.
- [pause]
- Teal'c: Yes, extremely.
- Samantha Carter: Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean, something like five hundred million billion just passed through you.
- Jack O'Neill: No matter how dense.
- [Only Nick can hear or see Daniel]
- Jack O'Neill: Daniel said you should come along to make it work?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Wait, I never said that. You're taking advantage of me.
- Nick Ballard: Yes.
- Major General George Hammond: Colonel, there is no greater secret in this nation than the Stargate.
- Jack O'Neill: So we keep him away from level 28.
- Major General George Hammond: A civilian? Who has spent the last 20 years of his life in a psychiatric institution?
- Jack O'Neill: Exactly. Who's gonna believe him if he says anything?