- Aris Boch: Dr. Jackson, if you don't mind treating my wound.
- Daniel Jackson: I'm an archaeologist.
- Aris Boch: I know, but you're also a doctor.
- Daniel Jackson: Of archaeology.
- Jack O'Neill: Teal'c, how fast will this unit fly?
- Teal'c: I believe it is capable of traveling twice the speed of light.
- Jack O'Neill: Nice. Home for dinner.
- Sam Carter: Ah, sir, if you're thinking of trying to steal the ship and fly it back to Earth, even at 372,000 miles per second, it would still take us at least ten years to get that far.
- Jack O'Neill: [pause] Shoulda let the dog out.
- Aris Boch: Well, uh, Teal'c is worth the most. The, uh, System Lords would love to make a good example of him. And Carter here, well, she has the memories of the Tok'ra Jolinar. And you, O'Neill, you're considered - Well, you're a pain in the nikta.
- Jack O'Neill: Neck?
- Teal'c: No.
- Sam Carter: How do you keep from getting killed?
- Aris Boch: It takes talent.
- Jack O'Neill: So, how do you keep from getting killed?
- Aris Boch: Captain, you must have some medical training.
- Sam Carter: Actually, I'm a Major now.
- Aris Boch: Oh! Well, how very important. I'll inform the galaxy. Can you get over here now and help me, *Major*?