Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
Prometheus Unbound (2004)
Michael Shanks: Dr. Daniel Jackson
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Quotes
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Dr. Daniel Jackson : Name's... Olo. Hans Olo.
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Vala Mal Doran : Did you have fun taking off my clothes?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : It was your idea.
Vala Mal Doran : No, I meant when I was conscious. You know, so I could distract you and kick you in the head.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : I kept my eyes closed the whole time.
Vala Mal Doran : Sure you did.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : So, where are we goin'?
Vala Mal Doran : I told you, to save my people. Can you please let me out of here?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Ohhhhhh, no.
Vala Mal Doran : You know, I haven't eaten in days.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Could you please tell me how to access the navigation controls?
Vala Mal Doran : It isn't very nice, you know, starving a prisoner to death. Come on, Daniel, you've seen me naked. The least you could do is cook me dinner.
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Dr. Daniel Jackson : Lose the weapon; move away from the console.
Vala Mal Doran : I liked you better tied up.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Against the wall. Lose the weapon.
Vala Mal Doran : This suit still absorbs zat blasts.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : I'm covering your head.
Vala Mal Doran : Still, you should probably make me take it off.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : I think I'll turn the ship around first.
Vala Mal Doran : I don't know. If I had me at gunpoint, that wouldn't be my first choice.
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Dr. Daniel Jackson : I don't know anything about the ship.
Kull Warrior : But you are very attractive.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : ...What?
[the Kull warrior slowly walks up to Daniel and stands just in front of him]
Dr. Daniel Jackson : [very fast] Hey, you know, big guy. I'm flattered, really I am, it's just that, uh, you're not my type. And I'm more than a little disturbed that I *might* be yours.
[the Kull warrior begins to remove its helmet. Daniel screws his eyes shut in horror]
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Whoa, whoa, whoa, you don't have to do that! Don't, don't, don't! NO!
[He opens his eyes and realises that the Kull is actually a beautiful woman]
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Vala Mal Doran : Ow. Ow, you hit me!
Dr. Daniel Jackson : You hit *me*.
Vala Mal Doran : Yeah. You know, we could just have sex instead.
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Brigadier General Jack O'Neill : [Daniel Jackson desperately wants to go on the mission to Atlantis] I didn't let you go in the first place. What makes you think I'm gonna change my mind?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Because...
Brigadier General Jack O'Neill : Can you try to do better than that?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Because they're going to need somebody who can translate Ancient. I'm the most qualified person left on the planet for the mission.
Brigadier General Jack O'Neill : Which is exactly why you're gonna stay right here.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : [desperately] Because I'll quit!
Brigadier General Jack O'Neill : Why don't you just hold your breath? You haven't done that in a while.
Brigadier General Jack O'Neill : [Later, after General Hammond has told Jack that Prometheus's mission commander insists that Daniel go with him to Atlantis] With all due respect, sir, I think you should tell the mission commander that I need Daniel here.
Lieutenant General George Hammond : You just did; and, request denied.
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Dr. Daniel Jackson : [Addressing what he thinks is a Kull warrior] Hey, how's it going? Guess it's just you and me, huh. It's a little strange, isn't it? See that weapon I shot you with should have killed you. What's even stranger is you guys usually don't take prisoners either. I mean it's kinda kill first and... no, that's generally just about it, just the killing.
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Dr. Lindsey Novak : [hiccuping very loudly] Please ignore me.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : It's hard to.
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Dr. Daniel Jackson : I'm just gonna talk to myself here for a while, 'cause you're not gonna talk to me and... Not that you guys are very talkative, but, uh...
Kull Warrior : [in a very deep, Goa'uld-esque voice] You may prove useful.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : OK, now we're gettin' somewhere. Where's everybody else?
Kull Warrior : I transported them onto the Al'kesh.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Well, you kept the wrong guy, 'cause I don't know anything about the ship.
Kull Warrior : But you are very attractive.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : What? Hey, you know, big guy. I'm flattered, really I am, it's just that, uh, you're not my type. And I'm more than a little disturbed that I might be yours.
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Dr. Daniel Jackson : [to Vala] You're a fruitcake.
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Vala Mal Doran : Don't worry. I'm not gonna hurt you.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Thank God.
Vala Mal Doran : Much. I hope.
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[Vala has just healed Daniel with a Goa'uld device]
Dr. Daniel Jackson : You're a Goa'uld.
Vala Mal Doran : No. But I was once a host to one.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Which would explain the Naquadah in your blood that lets you use Goa'uld technology.
Vala Mal Doran : And how I can quickly learn to fly this rather primitive ship.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Yeah, so primitive, one would wonder if it was worth the bother.
Vala Mal Doran : Well, in this case it's the size that matters.
[Glances downward]
Vala Mal Doran : Actually, pretty much in every case.
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Dr. Daniel Jackson : [a Goa'uld "Super-Soldier" has transported the crew to an Alkesh and stolen the Prometheus; only Daniel remains. Daniel shoots the Super-Soldier in the back--no effect; it turns and he shoots it in the midsection--no effect] Oh, crap.