Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)

Red Sky (2001)

Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill

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• Major Samantha Carter : Sir, I've been thinking.

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : I'd be shocked if you ever stopped, Carter.

• Colonel Jack O'Neill : I have great confidence in you Carter. Go on back to the SGC and... confuse Hammond.

• Colonel Jack O'Neill : We made a mistake. A BIG mistake. And we're very, very sorry... But we also saved your little grey butts from the Replicators, and now we want your help. I'm not asking you to change the course of their cultural development. Just fix the damn sun! No one'll know. We won't tell.

• Major General George Hammond : I thought the odds of success for this scenario were one in a million, Major?

  Major Samantha Carter : Yes, sir. But I now think that we can increase that estimate to one percent.

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : It's your call, General. I only understand about one percent of what she says half the time.

• Colonel Jack O'Neill : [to Carter after the sun returns to normal]  Am I having a stroke?

• Dr. Daniel Jackson : Miracles?

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Yeah, that's what it'll look like to them.

  Dr. Daniel Jackson : That's what what will look like to them?

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Whatever Carter comes up with.

• Dr. Daniel Jackson : Whether or not a god really exists is not as important as whether or not a belief in god really exists.

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : You wouldn't be saying that if we were talking about a Goa'uld.

• [O'Neill is trying to convince the people of K'tau that their god will not save them] 

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Hi, folks, listen. You all know Freyr, right? Big guy, kinda good-lookin', lot of fancy gold armor?

  [everyone says yes] 

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Well, here's a flash for ya. That's *not* what he looks like.

  Elrad : What do you mean?

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : He's an alien who's been pretending to be your god. He doesn't have a Chariot. He's got a spaceship! Spaceship. Big machine like the one we were building. Only his is way better... and not blown up. I'm not kidding you, folks. This little fella is about three feet tall, got clammy gray skin, big black eyes, and skinny, tiny little arms and legs, like toothpicks.

• Colonel Jack O'Neill : [In reaction to the sun changing shortly after they arrive on K'tau]  What was that?

  Major Samantha Carter : Some sort of shift in the light frequency.

  Colonel Jack O'Neill : Good; I thought I was having a stroke.