- Colonel Sean Grieves: I'll say it again, I don't like the idea of going into this unarmed.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: And... I don't care.
- Lieutenant Kershaw: I feel better just knowing there's an archaeologist watching our backs.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: [holds up a knife] Yeah, which end do the bullets go in again?
- Colonel Sean Grieves: I'd be happy to show you.