Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
Seth (1999)
Richard Dean Anderson: Colonel Jack O'Neill
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Quotes
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Jack O'Neill : Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.
Teal'c : I shall attempt to translate one, O'Neill.
[Teal'c thinks]
Teal'c : A Serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips.
[Teal'c breaks into boisterous laughter, but he's the only one]
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[Trying to infiltrate Seth's cult]
Jack O'Neill : Dare I ask about the men inside the compound?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : They were turned into eunuchs.
Jack O'Neill : Eunuchs, as in "snippity-do-dah"?
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Jacob Carter/Selmak : So, you guys are the talk of the Tok'ra water cooler.
Jack O'Neill : For what?
Jacob Carter/Selmak : Kickin' some major Hathor behind.
Jack O'Neill : Yes. We do take pride in good work.
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[Carter has just killed Seth with a Goa'uld hand device]
Dr. Daniel Jackson : You killed him.
Jack O'Neill : [In an undertone] Hail, Dorothy.
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Dr. Daniel Jackson : I did a time-line Boolean search for religion, cult, Set, Setesh, Setekh, Seth...
Jack O'Neill : [interrupts] Yadda...
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Special Agent James Hamner : You wanna tell me what interest the Air Force has here?
Jack O'Neill : That would be classified.
Special Agent James Hamner : You guys special forces?
Jack O'Neill : Also classified.
Special Agent James Hamner : I was talking to your commanding officer, Colonel.
Jacob Carter/Selmak : He's right, it's classified.
Special Agent James Hamner : I have top level clearance.
Jack O'Neill : Oh, not top enough.
Special Agent James Hamner : You have a rather insubordinate subordinate, General.
Jacob Carter/Selmak : He's not insubordinate to me. Only to people such as yourself. Saves me the trouble.
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Special Agent James Hamner : You want to tell me what's going on?
Jack O'Neill : Didn't you say you know more than I do?
Special Agent James Hamner : Apparently not. I just got off the phone with the President.
Jack O'Neill : Of the Unites States of America? Sweet! How's he doing?
Special Agent James Hamner : He seems to have a thing for you.
Jack O'Neill : Yeah, well, you know...
Special Agent James Hamner : In fact I'm to issue an emergency Special Agent credential. He's put you in charge of this operation.
Jack O'Neill : Excellent! My first order of business... get me one of those cool jackets.
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Seth : Who are you?
Jack O'Neill : Well I'm Larry, this is Moe and of course, everyone's favorite, Curly.