- Major General George Hammond: Welcome home, SG1. How did it go?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Oh, General, you know how I love those sandy planets.
- Teal'c: The wind was most pleasant.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Jaffa sarcasm at its finest, General.
- Teal'c: Colonel O'Neill requested that I accompany him on a fishing excursion.
- Jonas Quinn: Oh, I guess I'm the only one he didn't invite.
- Teal'c: You are not permitted to leave the base.
- Jonas Quinn: Still...
- Teal'c: Be extremely happy that he did not ask.
- Jonas Quinn: You're suggesting I'm delusional?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: No, no. It's just possible you were seeing something that wasn't entirely... Yes, that's what we're suggesting.
- Major General George Hammond: Shut down that device.
- Major Samantha Carter: We've tried, sir.
- Major General George Hammond: Find a way!