- [the Tok'ra have showed up with a box]
- Anise: You may call me Anise.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Anise?
- Anise: It means "noble strength".
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Um, I'm Daniel. It means, uh, "God is my judge".
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: I'm Jack. It means...
- [gestures at the box]
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: What's in the box?
- Waitress: What can I get you?
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Um, three of the biggest steaks you've got, with everything, rare, and baked potato.
- Waitress: You got it!
- [She starts to walk off]
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Excuse me... That was for me!
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Yeah, I'm gonna have three as well.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Four?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Four... Four is good, yeah.
- Major Samantha Carter: Me too, and French fries with mine... oh and a diet soda!
- [O'Neill and Jackson give her a funny look]
- Major Samantha Carter: I like the taste better!
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Uh, General, sir? About the obviously impending court-martials, I'd like...
- Major General: You were all under the influence of an alien technology, Colonel. That's a pretty solid defense.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Even so, I... I'm sorry.
- Major Samantha Carter: Me too.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Me three.
- Teal'c: [Jack, Sam, and Daniel all turn to look at Teal'c] I have no need to apologize.
- Major General: Teal'c was actually following orders.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [resignedly] Of course he was.
- Major Samantha Carter: So, has it occurred to anyone that we're defying a direct order?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Well, it's not like we haven't defied orders before.
- Major Samantha Carter: Well, yeah, but that was to save Earth.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: Earth. Steaks. There's a difference?
- [after making a trick shot in pool]
- Big Guy: How the hell did you do that?
- Major Samantha Carter: You wanna go double or nothing?
- Big Guy: No. I think I'll cut my losses.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: [chagrined] smart move
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Ten minutes after that C4 goes this whole mountain is going to explode.
- Teal'c: I am aware of that.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: So the fact that we're staying is based upon a completely informed decision.
- Teal'c: It is.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Yeah, just making sure.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [after knocking Teal'c out while boxing] Teal'c, I'm really sorry about that.
- Teal'c: No, you're not.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [after a pause] No, I'm not.
- Colonel Jack O'Neill: [Upon finding Daniel and Teal'c outside the about-to-explode Goa'uld ship] I thought I told you guys to get back to that gate!
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: Yeah; Teal'c wouldn't move.