- Capt. Harold Dobey: [to Starsky and Hutch] You wanted a private party, and rule number one in this precinct is no, absolutely, flat out no, private parties! Do you hear me?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Look, why don't you get yourself something to eat? I got some great new goodies in the icebox.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Oh that's a good idea. Thanks. So, what did he look like? Tall? Short? Fat? Skinny? Has he got an M.O?
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I didn't get that close.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Oh. Well, maybe next time
- [sees the rat in the refrigerator]
- Det. Dave Starsky: . Either your eating habits have changed drastically, or you got some very sick people mad at you.