Static Shock (TV Series)
Blast from the Past (2003)
Phil LaMarr: Static
Quotes
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Static : Ahh, well I guess you're wondering, 'whats with the costume,' well, I... umm...
Soul Power : Don't sweat it, boy. I knew you were Static when I first met you.
Static : What... You did?
Soul Power : [moves his hand in front of and around Virgil/Static, causing electrical energy to become visible] Yep, I could feel the electrical field around you.
Static : Whoa... How'd you do that?
Soul Power : Because I have a secret identity too. Here, this should help you recognize me.
[puts on a mask]
Static : [doesn't recognize him] You're... the Lone Ranger?
Soul Power : No. It's me, Soul Power.
Static : [disbelief] What?.
Soul Power : And you're gonna take me with you to that museum.
Static : Whoa, man, are you trippin'? Why would I do a wack thing like that?
Soul Power : Because, if you don't, I'll tell all my friends I met a real superhero today: Virgil Hawkins.
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Static : Hey, how'd you get to be a superhero anyway?
Soul Power : It all started in the early 60's. I was just a normal cat until I got in the way of some thugs who wanted to crash Hoover Dam. Transformer blew, giving me the strength of 10 turbines. I fought all sorts of scum back in my day, but the worst of them all was my arch-enemy Professor Menace.
Static : [mockingly] Professor Menace? What, was the name 'Dr. Bad-Dude' already taken.
Soul Power : Laugh all you want, kid, but Menace came this close to taking over the world. Back in '63, we had our last big battle. I had just about beat him when he suddenly stepped back, hit a switch and his whole lab exploded. I got out okay, but I never did find any trace of him.
Static : A bad guy who wants to rule the world, ahh, that's original. Was he gonna do it all by himself or did he have help?
Soul Power : He used robots, exactly like the ones at the museum.
Static : What?
Soul Power : That's why I had to come with you. Those robots on TV once belonged to Professor Menace.
[jumps onto the power line cables]
Soul Power : Right on.
Static : Hey, come back here!
[flies after him]