- Johnny: Right, gimme the keys to your car.
- Harold Steptoe: The car? What car? We haven't got a car.
- Johnny: Come off it, everybody's got a car.
- Harold Steptoe: We haven't.
- [Johnny and Frank are escaped prisoners on the run who want the Steptoes to lend them their car so they can make their getaway. Harold offers them the carthorse instead]
- Frank Ferris: We can't make a getaway on an horse, Johnny.
- Harold Steptoe: Dick Turpin did!