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10/10
One of the most wonderful pieces of television ever made.
Sleepin_Dragon25 October 2015
It's not just the best episode of Steptoe and Son, it's got to be on the list of TV's best ever shows. The Desperate hours truly is that good, hilarious, moving, sad, brilliant from start to finish.

It's freezing cold, the impoverished Steptoe's have no food, no money, and no heating, truly things are rock bottom, they hear on the radio that two dangerous convicts have escaped and are in the area. When you think things couldn't get any worse for Harold and Albert the two convicts descend on them, demanding, shelter, food, phone calls and a car. It's not long before Johnny and Frank realise life is so bad for the Steptoes, their own prison cells mirror the Steptoe's living conditions, but at least in prison they'd be warm and entitled to hot meals.

So often the sheer brilliance of Wilfred and Harry would outshine any guests on the show (apart from a few obviously) but here they meet their match, the performances of all four are out of this world. The development of the relationships between Harold and Johnny, Albert and Frank are played to perfection. You end up sympathising for all four characters.

Meticulously produced, you can even see the breath of the actors, proving how cold it was for them.

Favourite part for me is the dialogue between all four, Harold snaps at johnny 'don't you talk to him like that...' and the dialogue is sensational.

Thirty minutes of the best TV you will ever see.
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10/10
One of the best Steptoes ever.
Tthomaskyte5 May 2012
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I once heard Galton and Simpson discussing this episode and they said it had always been a problem getting leading actors to appear in Steptoe as Harry H. Corbett and Wilfred Brambell were such powerful performers other actors were afraid of being acted off the screen. However, Leonard Rossiter and J.G. Devlin were in the same league and this made it a cracking half-hour of brilliantly acted comedy. It was like watching a half-hour stage play with it becoming clear that the two escaped prisoners enjoyed a more comfortable life than the Steptoes. The claustrophobia of the Steptoe's main room was just as heavy as that in any prison cell. Brilliant!
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10/10
"I like lumps!"
ShadeGrenade2 July 2010
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At least three sitcoms have borrowed the plot of 'The Desperate Hours' ( 1955 ) - 'Citizen Smith', 'Porridge' and, of course, 'Steptoe & Son'. In the classic Humphrey Bogart film, escaped convicts take over a house, and once the owners have stopped fearing them gradually come to understand their point of view. This, the final episode of Season 7, is probably the best of the comedy versions. It is winter, and Harold and Albert are not only cold but hungry. Two men on the run from Wormwood Scrubs - Johnny ( Leonard Rossiter ) and Frank ( J.G. Devlin ) - appear, demanding food and transport. The Steptoes do not even have a shilling for the electricity meter. Johnny hands over his cigarettes, saying: "You'd be better off in prison!".

As the convicts talk about themselves, Harold empathises with Johnny, while his father does the same with Frank. The two men are like mirror images of the Steptoes. Harold even expresses a wish to go with Johnny. Galton and Simpson's writing is, as you'd expect, first-rate, and the cast - particularly Rossiter - outstanding. It is said that this programme secured him the role of 'Rigsby' in 'Rising Damp' ( a role played on stage originally by Wilfred Brambell ). Paul Merton chose this for his 'Perfect Night In' on B.B.C.-2 a few years back. It would be on my list too.

Irish actor J.G. Devlin's other credits include 'Man In A Suitcase' and 'The Alf Garnett Saga' movie. Corbet Woodall, heard on the radio, cropped up in 'The Goodies' an awful lot as a typically B.B.C. newsreader. The disc jockey we hear is the late Tommy Vance.

Funniest moment - Albert handing over the only food in the larder. That morning's porridge and some stale bread and cheese. "You can always scrape the green bits off!".
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An All-Time Great Piece Of Comedy.
frankscivier31 July 2017
"The Desperate Hours" is probably the funniest ever episode of Steptoe & Son. Brilliantly scripted & acted it guest stars Leonard Rossiter as one of two escaped prisoners who blunder their way into the Steptoes home in Oil Drum Lane. The other old lag is played by J. G. Devlin. Harold & Albert Steptoe played, by Harry H. Corbett & Wilfred Brambell respectively, were always great to watch but it is Leonard Rossiter who steals the show here. He is just wonderful & I have read that it his performance in this particular episode of Steptoe & Son that helped directly to his being offered his own sitcom "Rising Damp". Scriptwriters Galton & Simpson are responsible for writing for some of the finest comedy performers British television has ever seen including, of course, Tony Hancock. In the case of "The Desperate Hours" they have excelled even their own very high standards. If you get the chance to watch it, DON'T MISS IT, because it is utterly hilarious!.
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10/10
The Desperate Hours
Prismark109 January 2017
The strength of the writing of Steptoe & Son was such that they followed a classic episode 'Divided we stand' with another classic.

Harold and Albert are on their uppers. They are cold, hungry and potless. The are feeding the meter with foreign coins and Harold has to fight the horse for half a carrot.

Enter two desperate convicts who have escaped prison and are on the run. They are hoping to get some food, money and steal a car. Boy they are going to be in for a shock.

Johnny (Leonard Rossiter) and Frank (J G Devlin) are the mirror of Harold and Albert. Johnny the ex bank clerk taken to the dark side by the veteran Frank, but now he is holding Johnny back. Harold finds he has a lot in common with Johnny. Albert and Frank are almost soul mates, Frank even loves Albert's cold lumpy porridge.

Johnny is shocked to find how bad the Steptoes live, he even mentions at one point that in prison at least they will be warm and have food.

This is an amusing episode that still makes me laugh. The plot has been done several times in other comedies but it has never been bettered.
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