- Bill Miller: [why Brian should play football] I never got hurt when I played.
- Judy Miller: Yeah, well, look at you. You got bigger bones and a thick candy coating.
- Bill Miller: The kid needs exercise. He's always cooped up in his room studying. It's like we're raising veal.
- Judy Miller: No, it's not. If he were veal you would have breaded and fried him by now,
- Bill Miller: You never told me you were on the debate team.
- Brian Miller: Yes, I did.
- Bill Miller: No, you didn't.
- Brian Miller: Yes, I did.
- Bill Miller: Oh, you're good!